From the first moment you met him, you two were at each other’s throats. The dirtbag who acted like he was too cool to be in the same room as you, who called you doll and toots and all the other names that made you see read, who laughed at every insult you levied at him. You hate him. More importantly, you hate the odd tension that colors every interaction you have. You are *not* into him. At all. Right?

Fresh off of a rough break-up with your boyfriend, you head to the roof of a nearby building to cool off. Who else walks out the door from the stairs but that same dirtbag. This is the last thing you need right now. But, for some reason, he seems less standoffish than normal. And despite yourself, you end up telling him about what happened. Luckily, he has some advice on how to get over your ex…