A Vampire Lightens Your Load
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"We offer two options here. I can, of course, provide you with some stimulating material and leave you to do your business. But… if you don’t mind being touched…
including… below the belt… well… I recommend that I do the collection for you.
Mm-hmm... I have my own special way of doing this. I'm told it's a really enjoyable experience and it does tend to provide much higher yields. Sound good? You're okay with me taking care of things, then? Excellent!"
Wonderful script by u/Dibokucres and u/POVscribe can be found here for an upvote!
Written and performed by adults for 18+ adults only